My Navel

Project Harvest has been dealt a cruel and bitter blow. Last night I explored the kitchen cupboards for a suitable jar for the collection to reside in; here is what I found.

You can’t really see from the ruler in the image, but this is a nice little jar measuring in at 8cm tall.

But, as you can clearly see from the image, it remains resolutely empty. Upon disrobing last night, I inspected my umbilical cavity only to find it completely bereft of fluff. This is a crushing blow to Project Harvest; to encounter such a setback on the first day of this endeavour calls the future of the entire exercise into question. Could this be the cruel hand of fate deeming that I am no longer worthy of lint deposits? Did it fall out during the day? Was my clothing not fluffy enough? Too many questions buzzing around my head.

I shall cheer myself up with my first posting of…

Belly Button of the Week.

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If this resounding lack of lint continues I will have to find some guest lint to tide me over during this dry spell.

This entry was posted on Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008 at 5:43 am and is filed under Uncategorized.