No belly button fluff, just comment spam
January 14th, 2008As expected, I am wearing a shirt today, so the predictable lack of belly button fluff that goes with this state of affairs was no great surprise. Five hours on a train and three behind the wheel is somewhat taxing and I am writing this in a slightly punch-drunk stupor.
However, what did surprise me was the comment spam I received today…
Pasty Muncher Says:
January 14th, 2008 at 4:40 pm
Imagine my delight when I found these results on my favourite price comparison site:
http://www.savebuckets.co.uk/search/long-boring-URL
What sort of ridiculous heresy is this? You have to admire the balls of the person that drops a link for a belly button brush on blog about collecting the stuff. I mean, a device for eradicating the exact same navel lint that we all love and admire is purest, bare-faced cheek!
I don’t want to see you around these parts again Pasty Muncher. How would you like it if I came around to your blog touting some contraption for ferreting-out and destroying pasties? Incidentally, this is the ideal place to use an interrobang, that delightful combination of a question mark and an exclamation mark. Consider yourself “interrobanged” Pasty Muncher.
Grrr.