My Navel

My web-log analytics are a constant source of joy and amusement to me. People search for the strangest things, and a not insignificant number of them end up pondering my navel. On the whole, the stranger search phrases people are using when they stumble into my belly button fall into the following categories… Piercing Now this isn’t altogether [...]

Over three months of not posting! Whatever next? Don’t worry eager readers (not that I actually have any), I have been diligently collecting my belly button fluff all this time; more on that later though, I want to explain my absence and also today’s events. Firstly: Where have I been? Well, as mentioned in the last entry, I [...]